Just so you know …


A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.

+ Tourist: $5.00
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the cook over and asked, “Why such a high price for the Politicians?”

The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?
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