For some light reading …
I heard you in the wall this morning. Hell, even Miss Lily heard you in the wall and came on a run to investigate. I suspect you managed to crawl in behind the siding and chewed a hole in the sheathing. That let you stay nice and warm all winter. You’re not long for this world since you’ve came as an unwelcomed guest. Mr. Pest Control man will be coming to deal with you.
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’
– Unknown