5 Completely Useless Things About Me


1. I wanted to be a Catholic priest when I was young.  That is until I discovered girls.  I’ve concluded over time that it was a mucher betterer life choice.

2. I always carry a P38 can opener with me in my car wherever I go.  Ya never know when you may need that handy lil’ doohickey.

3. I’ve decided to leave the country if Hillary gets elected.  What the hell.  All sorts of people are saying they’ll leave if Trump gets elected.  Why leave her out of the conversation?

4. I love my MacBook. It loves me. We’re a happy family.  I cringe whenever I fire up my Dell desktop.  Windows updates.  Ick!  I don’t have that nightmare with Apple.

5. We have Throwback Thursdays and Flashback Fridays.  How come WP doesn’t have a Pervy Monday?  I think I’d be great at it.  Wait a minute … would that be perving or stalking?

17 responses to “5 Completely Useless Things About Me

  1. Yep; mostly useless… Well, except for the stuff you give away that leaves you open to blackmail…


    That’s a joke…. Anyone who dislikes a politician is okay by me… gender doesn’t matter when one is a git….

    gigoid, the dubious

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      • Money is not always the object of blackmail…. Sometimes, it’s merely for the evil sense of power it gives the assholes who go there…

        But, then, my dubious nature extends far, and doesn’t much trust people… You’re right, though, only those who are concerned with what they are blackmailed about can be pressured; if they publish whatever it is themselves, it removes the power it has over them.

        Sorry, my mind goes off on tangents sometimes… Had to laugh when I Googled Ashley Madison; I didn’t click to the name, so was surprised to remember it when I saw what it was….

        Have a good ‘un… I don’t get by often, but, usually will let you know with a comment…


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  2. OK, I will just comment on the practical item: we always carry Swiss Army knives, Geoff and I. And a set of camping utensils so we are not trying to eat fast food with papier mache forks and spoons. 😀

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  3. I thought a P38 was a gun.
    Canada is getting ready for a big influx of Americans.
    I love my Macbook too.
    Pervy Monday – what did you have in mind?

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