I hit the deal of the century today. I scanned my lotto ticket and WOO HOO!!! this fat cat won! Yeh baby! Big Daddy gladly sauntered straight to the cashier, looked her straight in the eye and said …
“Give me nothing but big bills. Nothing less than a fifty.”
She scanned that ticket, smiled, told me “Congratulations!” and handed me four $1 bills. Then she told me to have a nice day.
Yanno, customer service aint what it used to be. At least she smiled when she gave me my winnings.
Congrats! It’s always fun to win something, even if it’s not a lot. 🙂
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I feel just like Donald Trump … only shorter … and with better hair
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You’re a hoot! 🙂
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Wooo hooo! $4 closer to that castle in the sky
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I stuck them in my wallet and hope they breed like bunnies.
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Very good idea but they breed better in the bank. I think they kinda like that dark warm vault feel
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