I hit the deal of the century today. I scanned my lotto ticket and WOO HOO!!! this fat cat won! Yeh baby! Big Daddy gladly sauntered straight to the cashier, looked her straight in the eye and said …
“Give me nothing but big bills. Nothing less than a fifty.”
She scanned that ticket, smiled, told me “Congratulations!” and handed me four $1 bills. Then she told me to have a nice day.
Yanno, customer service aint what it used to be. At least she smiled when she gave me my winnings.