I won! I won! I won!


I hit the deal of the century today.  I scanned my lotto ticket and WOO HOO!!! this fat cat won!  Yeh baby!  Big Daddy gladly sauntered straight to the cashier, looked her straight in the eye and said …

“Give me nothing but big bills.  Nothing less than a fifty.”

She scanned that ticket, smiled, told me “Congratulations!” and handed me four $1 bills.  Then she told me to have a nice day.

Yanno, customer service aint what it used to be.  At least she smiled when she gave me my winnings.